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Vegans taste better, and not in a cannibalistic way! *rubs butt* Hahaha!

411:Scarborough,  Ontario  Canada
Stats:25-year-old  single  female
Seeking:men for date&friend
Last On:Nov-22-08   12:17 AM

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(Please refrain from messaging me if you're a hunter/fisher/military dude/in law enforcement/smoker/alcoholic/druggie/sexist/racist/etc - Thank you in advance!)

(Erm, and um, that's not to say I wouldn't befriend a smoker and whatnot, I would just rather not date
one? Yes? No? Maybe? Haha!)

If there's one thing I learned, it's that life shouldn't be so damn complicated. I've noticed that there are many people out there who take things far too seriously. They get angry over the most trivial of issues. They bring other people down, emotionally, while doing it. Other people including myself. I find I feed off of people's emotions. When someone's happy, I'm happy. When someone cries, I cry right along with them.

As you can probably tell, I love happy people. I adore people who can joke around, return my sarcasm, just be goofy/silly, and have a good time. To do otherwise
is a waste.

(Would your inner child like to come out and play with my inner child?)

With that said, I shall tell you a little bit about myself. *smiles sweetly*

I'm a 25-year-young Leo residing in the suburbs of Toronto. I'm not married/taken/living in common-law. I don't have any children (YET! - I absolutely adore children). The only man in my life was my 11-year-old
long-haired Chihuahua, Cheeco. He was my love, my life, my joy. So if you're not an animal lover (which I am, more than I could ever express in words - hence part of the reason why I'm 90ish percent vegan), you
may as well not bother communicating with me. We probably won't get along. Or a short. Hahaha! Holy Crust, I am so funny!

As for my interests? Well, let me see. *taps chin* I
enjoy--no, scratch that. I absolutely have a *huge* passion for singing/music. Oh, and acting/watching movies/TV, playing video games, using the internet, writing, the paranormal, astronomy, spirituality, horror stuff, vampires, fantasy art, Libertarianism, etc, etc, so forth and yadda.

So, after my long shpeel, if you still feel like messaging me (not sure why you would, I mean, I'm ONLY *the* coolest person, like, EVER *flips hair*), then message me, dudes!

*puts on sunglasses, throws invisible guitar over shoulder, and walks off into the sunset, all superstar-like*




Serious Stuff


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER?

To put it very simply and very plainly: A best friend by day, a lover by night. I think that's pretty self-explanatory, no?


DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE

Ahh, any date where you're not spending millions of dollars! Haha. So long as you're enjoying the company you're with, then that's a perfect date.


I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT

Veganism, health, music, movies, internet stuff, writing, video games, singing, acting, dancing, animals, spirituality, fantasy art, vampires, horror, etc.

Useless Stuff


MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS

Therapist...The rapist. Ever notice that?? Anyway, he can't answer right now, he's busy baking in the oven. I mean, busy baking WITH the oven. *cough*


A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS

Lover? Lover?! What lover? I mean, honestly, which one? I have like...ten! Or none. Whichever.


TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I

Throw 'em in the oven along with my rapist. I mean, THErapist.


TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST

Feed me when I'm hungry. AND I MUST ENJOY IT!! Ahaha. Ha.

Personality


ACTIVITIES

Internet Addict, Movies, Music, Television, Video Games


PERSONALITY

Humble, Generous, Romantic, Sarcastic, Spiritual


CARTOON I RESEMBLE   Betty

WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT   A smushed face of an elderly lady who wears too much makeup. Oh, and she's crying.


Media Stuff


ON THE CAN, I READ

PC Gamer, Archie comics, the back of a bottle.


MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING

DVDs? Duh?


MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF

Music? Duh?!

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You're : sweet as the summer wind cool as the november rain honey as the silence of your nice lips desirable as the angel of paradise memorable as an old sadness melody wet as the tears of your shining eyes

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JAZZA AH I WANNA SMELLAH

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wow..you are really really really beautiful

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go on cam i wnna fuk u

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i love your attitude! happy is *wonderful* i love animals too - they taste *fantastic!*

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bombcat  * 

Loved reading your profile! Your funny and delightfully original!!!

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my god...a new picture *faints*

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Hey JaZZZ I hope you are well =)

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wow you are such a cutie..

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beautiful girl

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altered

After goosing you enough, I figured you'd have gotten yourself laid. LOL. And no offense, only humour.

Winnipeg, Manitoba
30-year-old Male
Apr-12-07

Birthday:Aug, 20  Leo
Sexuality:Straight
Joined:Jun-30-06   11:33 PM


Roots:White
Spirit:Spiritual
Longitude:Short
Latitude:Slimmy
Offspring:Want Kids
Job:Other
Insight:High School


Ethanol:Casual Drinker
Nicotine:Non-Smoker
Ganja:Just Say No

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