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Came for the porn, stayed for the abuse.
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| 411: | Berkeley, California | | | Stats: | age 29 single | | | Seeks: | singles&couples for friend | | | Last On: | Nov-21-08 9:34 PM | |
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Just here for friends & chat. And generally making an ass out of you and me. Add me to your msn -
youmustbereallystupidifyouaddme at hawt male. And yes, I'm actually 45, but set the age lower so I can see all the message boards. No I'm not pervin' around, but think what you like if you really care about protecting the morals of twenty-something slackers.
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| For friendship I don't care who or what you date as long as it's consensual. And I don't care what YOU smoke. Just because I can't handle it don't make me an ass-holier-than-thou butthead. And to you young chicks - I might email you, or joke with you, but I'M NOT INTERESTED IN ANY KIND OF REALATIONSHIP WITH YOU - not cyber, not sex, not dating. Even I think it's creepy to date someone more than 11 years younger. A chaste hug if that. Okay maybe not so chaste but my pants stay ON, and that's final. |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Fun, Frolicking, and Feasting. And no other F-words on the first date. Well...that's the INTELLIGENT way  |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| So many things, I can't keep 'em all straight. Current list is running about 48 pages single spaced, small font. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| "I have a really nice jacket, here try it on for size. Yes the sleeves are a bit long but they'll ride up with wear" |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| "do that face again! it looks so FUNNY!" |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Loan her my platinum card. NOT! |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| At least feign interest. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Collect Old Crap, Movies, Music, OutDoor Fun |
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PERSONALITY |
| Alternative, Braniac, Dumbass, Romantic, Lusty |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Bullwinkle |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| a couple of funky cupids smoking something |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| the nutritional content label |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| cheesy scifi/horror Go Jason! |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Tool, SysOfADown, Type O-, Cold, 7dust, Saliva |
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| Birthday: | Jun, 11 Gemini | | | Country: | United States | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | May-26-03 3:24 PM | |
| | Roots: | Mixed Race | | | Spirit: | Jewish | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Full Sized | | | Offspring: | Want Vasectomy | | | Job: | I.T. | | | Insight: | Hooked on Phonix | |
| | Ethanol: | 12 Step Time | | | Nicotine: | Addicted | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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