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Can anyone find me the forest between these damn tree's? 
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| 411: | North York, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 30 dating | | | Seeks: | singles&couples for friend | | | Last On: | Nov-21-08 1:13 PM | |
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| "Yay and God said to Abraham, 'you will kill your son, Issak', and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here." - Baby Stewie
What's going everybody! If you want some interesting conversation that may get a little wacky, well hell I'm the person you've been searching for Come one, come all, let the madness begin |
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| Has to have a sense of humour first and for most, I have to be able to laugh with who I'm with. Next on the list is intellegence, contrary to popular beleif, not all men would like the beautiful blonde bimbo! I would much prefer a woman with a high intellect who resembles Quasimodo, rather than a brainless beauty queen. Last but certainly not least, must have a job, or be in school on their way to getting a job, anything from brain surgen to moping the floor at Macdonalds will do, I've played the father role in supporting lazy girlfriends with no ambition to work for the last time. If I can go to work everyday, come home, cook, clean, the whole nine yards, I don't think it's to much to ask of my signifigant other to do the same as well. That's pretty much what I'm looking for, anything else is just a bonus in my eyes.
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Perfect, well lets see, I could go anywhere with this..lol Alright, how's this sound, we start off by going out to a nice fancy restaurant, when we get there I check my 6/49 ticket and find out I won. After that the waiter comes over and says that we are the 1 millionth customer and we get free platinum tickets to game 7 of the Stanley Cup finals(which the Leafs are in of course), the game also happens to be that night, so we go after dinner. The Leafs end up winning 25-0. After we leave, the limo I rented takes us down to the beach with a bottle of champagne and a large bowl of strawberries, the rest of the night we'd spend on the beach playing snakes & ladders(Ya that's it! ). Keep in mind I was to describe perfect, not realistic...lmao
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Family and friends are at the top of list. Sports is also a large part of my life, since I both play and coach teams. I also love playing pool, I'm in two leagues. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| "A fun loving, slightly warped insomniac with a twisted sense of humour." |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| "God's gift to women!" After she gave her head a shake, she corrected herself and said "slightly above average"...lmao |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| Sneak behind them with a cattle prod |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| Show up! Now aren't I easy to please |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Alien Probing, Movies, Music, OutDoor Fun, Sports |
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PERSONALITY |
| Easygoing, Funny, Generous, Joker, Sarcastic |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Joker |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| A beetle miming against a mirror! |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| Back of shampoo bottles, come on we all do it! |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| Horror, thriller, Action, Comedy, anything really. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| Anything with a good beat, especially the Hip! |
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| Birthday: | May, 27 Gemini | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Feb-16-04 11:43 AM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Jedi Knight | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Few Extra Pounds | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Other | | | Insight: | Technical Diploma | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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