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Hey...are ketchup bombs real???
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 | 411: | Whitby, Ontario |  | | Stats: | age 26 hitched |  | | Seeks: | singles&couples for friend |  | | Last On: | Aug-20-06 10:43 PM |  |
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 | Hello Ok. Let's start out like this. To make a long story short...I'm just a guy who likes making people laugh I'm always out to have a damn good time no matter what! If you dont like that, shove it!
Have you ever been paid to eat a whole bag of Chee-toz? I have!...It was for a movie that is soon to be released!  |
| | | |  | Serious Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
 | I'm not looking at the moment due to the fact that I'm in an AMAZING relationship. But if I WAS looking...
TURN ONS: Where oh where should I begin??? I'm not a very picky guy, but I like my girls with some meat on them (I like big butts and I cannot lie!). I love the way a girl's hair smells...or just the way they smell good all the time
TURN OFFS: Extremely skinny girls (tiny bodys, no boobs, boobs that exceed the size of a watermellon), girls who think they are all that, liars, cheaters, and generally fake people. 
Gotta' love my honesty, right? |
 |  DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
 | What I believe is perfection and what you believe are probably two very different things . To me this perfect night could involve going to a movie, dinner (or me cooking dinner), a coffee shop, or possibly a nice walk in a park. The night would end with whatever feels right at the moment.  |
 |  I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
 | *SwEeTemoGiRL (my gf)
*My friends
*My family
*Cooking
*DJ'ing
*Music
*My dog Chico
*Sex
*Cunnilingus |
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 |  MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
 | Chill? I'm a very easy going and fun loving person...not much seems to bother me. To be honest, I've never really evaluated myself to see what kind of personality I have. You can always chat with me and you may find out first hand |
 |  A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
 | Cute, Sweet, Hot, Handsome, Adorable, Sexy.
"You make my pants hurt!" has been said a few times by my gf!  |
 |  TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
 | do some lovely things with my tongue
*wink, wink*  |
 |  TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
 | have a tongue ring
*wink, wink*  |
| | | |  | Personality |  | | | | |
 |  ACTIVITIES |
 | Cars and Bikes, Movies, Music, Party, Sex, Oral Sex |
 |  PERSONALITY |
 | Easygoing, Joker, Kind, Low Maintenance, Sarcastic |
 |  CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Homer |
 |  WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
 | Ribbed for her pleasure! |
| | | |  | Media Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  ON THE CAN, I READ |
 | Maxim, FHM, Playboy |
 |  MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
 | My vcr's rewind mechanism is broken |
 |  MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
 | House, euro, freestyle, and more.. |
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 | Birthday: | Dec, 17 Sagittarius |  |  | Country: | Canada |  |  | Sexuality: | Straight |  |  | Joined: | Sep-3-02 11:31 PM |  | 

 |  | Roots: | White |  |  | Spirit: | Unknown |  |  | Longitude: | Average |  |  | Latitude: | Full Sized |  |  | Offspring: | Want Kids |  |  | Job: | Tradesman |  |  | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. |  | 

 |  | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker |  |  | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker |  |  | Ganja: | Just Say No |  |
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