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| 411: | Hamilton, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 25 dating | | | Seeks: | women for friend | | | Last On: | Jan-6-09 1:36 AM | |
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| WARNING! PROFANITY! 
okay, i wanna make a serious profile here, so first off... some ground rules:
stupid people - goto hell and die (cya there)
sluts - goto hell and die (cya there)
whores - goto hell and die (cya there)
bitches, who only bitch when A: they dont get their way - goto hell and die (cya there)
or B: someone wont sleep with them - goto hell and die (cya there)... you WHORE!
people who "just wanna chat and meet new people" - goto hell and die (cya there)
people who hate pricks - goto hell and die (cya there)
people who like jerks who are usually a bit of a jerk themself - Read on.
okay, about me, lets go through the motions....
ASL!?? - read the profile. dumbass.
interests/hobbies - computers, cycling, mechanics (though i dont know much/am not very good), electronics (again, i'm an electrical moron...), music (except rap, hip-hop and some "heavy metal"), bass (both the sound and the instrument), movies.... more stuff, but i cant think of it at the moment.
work - not anymore. skool is my new master.
looks - aprox. 6' tall, 170-180lbs, 100% natural (no dyes or perfumes!) brown hair with (again 100% natural) blonde highlights... blue-grey eyes, non tats (yet), no piercings (again, yet)... errr short hair?
music - NIN, Rammstein, Eisbrecher, Wumpscut, Orbital, Prodigy, KMFDM, Tool, Rush, MDM... as well as some Gothic... Within Temptation, Nightwish, etc. even retro... cars, Journey, old metallica, Alice-in-chains...
my musical tastes are pretty much for everything except honky-tonk (that stupid repetetive country about losing your wife, truck, dog... etc etc.) and most hip-hop/rap. mainly due to the fact that A) how can you call it music if noone is singing? and 2) they're always TALKING about the same things: cars, money, bitches....
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| someone thats A) not huge. i'm not shallow, but it's just damn unhealty. and kinda disturbing.
B) close by. location isn't TOO important... but if you live in timbuckto... your not gonna be anymore than "just friends"
C) doesn't get pissed off at me using lists. jerks.
D) i dont even think i have a D.
E) why do i continue? |
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| as long as its with someone fun, fun to talk to and entertaining (to me) i dont really care. |
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| bass, and my computer... the two loves of my life. (pictures of both in my photo album)
anyone who wants me, has to share the free time i have with both these items. |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| hmmm... he never really DISCRIBED me... but everyone else says i'm crazy. |
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| people always tell me i'm a good lookin guy... does that count? |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| lock them in an oven-like, been-sitting-in-the-hot-sun-in-sauna-like-conditions car? |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| well... first i have to have a craving.... then i have to discribe what i want....
MAKE ME SOME PIE!
errr....
mmmmmm... pie. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Alien Probing, Hacker, Movies, Music, Video Games |
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PERSONALITY |
| Argumentative, Braniac, Funny, Joker, Low Maintenance |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Garfield |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| sideways shot, somoene lying on a very polished floor... probably pondering... and i'm pondering "what is he pondering?"... |
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| usually nothing. Sometimes an issue of 2600 |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| comedy, drama, action. whatever tickles my fancy. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| everything except RAP and COUNTRY!! |
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| Birthday: | Apr, 23 Taurus | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Straight | | | Joined: | Dec-30-02 7:40 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Spiritual | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Slimmy | | | Offspring: | Want Vasectomy | | | Job: | Service/support | | | Insight: | Going to Univ/College | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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