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I lick my brain in silence.. rather squeeze my head instead..

411:Ottawa,  Ontario
Stats:age 23  dating
Seeks:women&men for friend
Last On:Nov-17-08   11:16 PM

Witty Words




I already brought it bitch, I brought it set it down on the table and opened it bitch


*note* Do not bother messaging me. I am only on here for the message boards, I will not answer you.





Serious Stuff


WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER?

Not looking


DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE

Aborted fetus bowling.


I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT

Myself.

Useless Stuff


MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS

Has a restraining order and won't comment until the trial is over


A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS

Right said Fred


TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I

Do a striptease to "I'm too sexy", complete with disturbing facial expressions and seizure like dance moves


TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST

Do a strip tease to britney spears' oops i did it again, complete with little school girl outfit... and let me videotape it

Personality


ACTIVITIES

Alien Probing, Music


PERSONALITY

Joker, Sarcastic


CARTOON I RESEMBLE   Cat Woman


WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT

An angry dragon.. bonus points to anyone who knows what I'm talking about

Media Stuff


ON THE CAN, I READ

spiritual literature


MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING

Brazilian midget porn


MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF

Metallica,Korn,Chevelle, Linkin Park etc

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doofus_gumby

dvd's of brazillion midget porn are so passe. mpg's of spanish smurf porn are where it's at.

Berkeley, California
29-year-old Male
May-6-08

TBT

dykeface mcsmellyvag

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Mar-23-08

mkzero

but are they hot Brazilian midgets?

Ottawa, Ontario
27-year-old Male
Mar-19-08

TBT

I've been watching your mama for a long time And that bitch is fine Every time I go to her house She kiss me on the cheek And fix me something to eat I know the bitch freaky, yo check it Cause every time I see her She walking around half-naked I'm checking out her underwear And when she sit down, I can see her pussy hair And my dick getting bigger by the minute I'm thinking about the pussy, wishing I was in it She want me to cut your grass But I'm thinking about cutting that ass And I believe I can get them draws 365 cause she passed menopause I wanna dive in And bust a nut on them goddamn Depends Hope she's like you Cause I'm a make her sing on the mike like Marilyn Macoo So before you go to sleep tonight You should know that I'm a be trying to fuck your mama

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Mar-14-08

TBT

Thanks for the herpes you filthy slut whore!!!

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Mar-11-08

TBT

Please show Mimic your boobs. I need it as payment for something I am getting him to do.

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Jan-21-08

jabbastard

I THINK UR WONDERFUL, LIKE A FRESH DIAPER

Arlington Heights, Illinois
32-year-old Male
Nov-13-07

TBT

Precious? Precious? GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING DOG!

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Sep-25-07

Mimic

You're so sweet *kiss* save your tampons for me, I don't want at one time potential babies going to waste.

St Catharines, Ontario
29-year-old Male
Sep-11-07

TBT

I got something to say. I raped your mother today. And it doesn't matter much to me, as long as she spread.

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Aug-30-07

jabbastard

oh my darling clementine... wont u squeeze u mine

Arlington Heights, Illinois
32-year-old Male
Aug-17-07

TBT

Oh look at you Ms.MOTW...loser. Cut yourself deep you emo freak! I feel like tacos...

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
May-30-07

shmoooo

a world champion

Toronto, Ontario
63-year-old Male
Mar-27-07

shmoooo

FAKE VA

Toronto, Ontario
63-year-old Male
Mar-8-07

TBT

There was a time, I was everything and nothing all in one When you found me I was feeling like a cloud across the sun I need to tell ya, How you light up every second of the day But in the moonlight You just shine like a beacon on the bay

Kingston, Ontario
30-year-old Male
Feb-13-07

Birthday:Aug, 16  Leo
Country:Canada
Sexuality:Straight
Joined:Dec-20-04  2:21 AM


Roots:White
Spirit:Scientology
Longitude:Short
Latitude:Slimmy
Offspring:None
Job:Student
Insight:Going to Univ/College


Ethanol:Casual Drinker
Nicotine:Non-Smoker
Ganja:Just Say No

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