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I lick my brain in silence.. rather squeeze my head instead..
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  | 411: | Ottawa, Ontario Canada |  |  | Stats: | 23-year-old dating female |  |  | Seeking: | women&men for friend |  |  | Last On: | Nov-17-08 11:16 PM |  |
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I already brought it bitch, I brought it set it down on the table and opened it bitch
*note* Do not bother messaging me. I am only on here for the message boards, I will not answer you.

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| | | |  | Serious Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
 | Not looking |
 |  DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
 | Aborted fetus bowling. |
 |  I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
 | Myself. |
| | | |  | Useless Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
 | Has a restraining order and won't comment until the trial is over  |
 |  A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
 | Right said Fred |
 |  TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
 | Do a striptease to "I'm too sexy", complete with disturbing facial expressions and seizure like dance moves |
 |  TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
 | Do a strip tease to britney spears' oops i did it again, complete with little school girl outfit... and let me videotape it |
| | | |  | Personality |  | | | | |
 |  ACTIVITIES |
 | Alien Probing, Music |
 |  PERSONALITY |
 | Joker, Sarcastic |
 |  CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Cat Woman WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT
An angry dragon.. bonus points to anyone who knows what I'm talking about
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| | | |  | Media Stuff |  | | | | |
 |  ON THE CAN, I READ |
 | spiritual literature |
 |  MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
 | Brazilian midget porn |
 |  MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
 | Metallica,Korn,Chevelle, Linkin Park etc |
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 | Birthday: | Aug, 16 Leo |  |  | Sexuality: | Straight |  |  | Joined: | Dec-20-04 2:21 AM |  | 

 |  | Roots: | White |  |  | Spirit: | Scientology |  |  | Longitude: | Short |  |  | Latitude: | Slimmy |  |  | Offspring: | None |  |  | Job: | Student |  |  | Insight: | Going to Univ/College |  | 

 |  | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker |  |  | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker |  |  | Ganja: | Just Say No |  |
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