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| 411: | Peterborough, Ontario | | | Stats: | age 30 dating | | | Seeks: | men&couples for flings | | | Last On: | Jan-7-09 11:46 AM | |
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~The Groove is in your Swank Lover's Spit!~
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always take the time to smile and say no!
This must be where I tell you about essex.
I am not 0% pure fools!
It won't let me go into negatives.
I'm also not technically a female.. durrrrr....
I also don't live in Ompah, wherever the hell that is.
I have
been sent here by SMC. Tom Bosley is looking for you. He wants me to be
the mediator in a process to make him famous again... and so, I don't
want you e-mailing me about this line of work. I will contact you
if Mr. Bosley is interested.
I try to answer all my messages.. I can be slow about it. It doesn't necessarily mean you suck. I'm more
intrigued by soemone who can start a conversation with me; ask me about something in my profile. Or just start a conversation! If
you bore me I will not reply. Sorry! Also, if you would like to chat,
please don't IM in this site unless I already know you. We can chat
through e-mail for a bit. I have MSN, maybe I'll give it to you
sometime, but I'm on here enough for you to contact me.
so that's that!
Now, more about me! (ahhh, narcissim!) 
I
like a beautiful woman, and also enjoy a gorgeous man. I have two
tattoos, but no piercings. (God that must hurt!) As for people I'd like
to talk to... well.. You already know who you are! But, I like people
who are up front.. Sometimes the most blunt people are truly the
funniest, even if they have to be a BITCH or an ASS about it.
People are all keen on listing their likes and dislikes, so.. here you go...
I like Pink Lemonade... White is better.
I like whiskey and cigarettes... Heineken too!
I don't like Canadian or Bud.. *pukes*
Chocolate is good ... Vanilla is better.
PERMANENT markers can be fun. 
The right pair of sunglasses is DAMN SEXY! 
The Aristocats is the best Disney movie ever.
Kitties are adorable  .. birds are terrifying.
Reading is fun AND good for you, even the newspaper.
I don't like the age limit on Canadian Idol.
I like the smell of rain  , but not Turpentine .
My favourite colour is clear.
AND MUSIC!...
The Von Bondies,
The Raveonettes, Jose Gonzales - Sufjan Stevens. The Yeah Yeahs,
Led Zeppelin.. Pink Floyd, Nirvana & Hole, Fleetwood Mac, The Stone
Temple Pilots! Bluuuuuuuur .. Sloan, *Kings Of Leon*.. Smashing
Pumpkins ~ Sonic Youth.. Chris Cornell (Audioslave and Soundgarden too) Tracy Chapman!!... Sleater Kinney & Bikini Kill, THE BEATLES. Eric Clapton ~ CCR...
Depeche Mode, Eric's Trip, Garbage.. Nellie McKay & Regina
Spektor... HAWKSLEY WORKMAN. Holly McNarland.. Otis Redding, Muddy
Waters.. B.B. KING!! Ray Charles.. Frank Sinatra, Harry Connick Jr.,
CHRIS ISAAK! Lyle Lovett - Jane's Addiction ~ RED HOT Chili Peppers....
The Talking Heads**The Pixies**The Breeders! Tool, A Perfect Circle.
I'm sure there's more.
More, you say..
I
went to York University for English and Sociology. I work in a
restaurant. I love it. I do, however, pose as a child prostitute on the
side... Good work, easy money. What did you think the 'tip jar' in
church was
for? C'MON!
So, is this getting to long for you? If so, then move along.. I'm not interested in people that have the
attention span of a small puppy. If not, then read on you Crazy Diamond!
One last thing. I can be a sarcastic ass. If you cannot handle being ridiculed, you should probably avoid me.
It's
all in good fun, usually. But some people are a little too square, too
sensitive. Take a joke for what it is! Must I explain myself everytime
I make a wisecrack. "I'm just kidding." Or.. "No. I'm totally serious, you dumb fuck."
Well.. if I have not bored you enough then go ahead, take a deep breath and read my answers to the quizlets below. 
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WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A PARTNER? |
| ~~Partnership!?! Sweet Emotion... -~^^~-
I have no reason to look.
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DESCRIBE YOUR PERFECT FIRST DATE |
| Phone sex... Talk to Me Dance With Me... Clever KicKs...
Misty Mountain Hop.... Shopping for blood! Fever...
No Sugar Tonight... Love BuZZ...
Here Comes Your Man... I Wanna Be Your Dog... If It Feels Good Do It ... Big Bang Baby! Sonar Blow Job!
Crawl Through the Darkness...
... and they lived happliy ever after?!*
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I AM PASSIONATE ABOUT |
| Music; singing, playing and listening. Words and writing. Animals, pets, family and friends... Human rights! A good debate. Tom Bosley.
Canada Dry Gingerale is soooo good!  |
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MY THERAPIST DESCRIBES MY PERSONALITY(S) AS |
| Addictive, logical, calm yet charged, modest, sarcastic, intelligent, likeable, strange, stubborn, reasonable, hilaaarious! 50 bucks an hour....
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A LOVER ONCE DESCRIBED MY LOOKS AS |
| ..whiter shade of pale. |
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TO GET MY LOVER HOT, I |
| eat their flesh. |
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TO SATISFY MY CRAVINGS, MY LOVER MUST |
| beat me at Scrabble. |
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ACTIVITIES |
| Movies, Music, Sports, Television, Writing, Driving Myself Mad |
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PERSONALITY |
| Braniac, Easygoing, Funny, Generous, Sarcastic, Homicidal Humanitarian |
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CARTOON I RESEMBLE
Betty Boop |
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WHAT I SEE IN THIS INKBLOT |
| I don't know, but I want to touch it.
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ON THE CAN, I READ |
| the complete works of Charles Dickens. |
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MY DVD IS USUALLY SPINNING |
| faster than me. |
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MY JUKEBOX BEATS TO THE SOUND OF |
| My jukebox doesn't dance. |
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| Birthday: | Sep, 7 Virgo | | | Country: | Canada | | | Sexuality: | Curious | | | Joined: | Apr-20-04 6:54 PM | |
| | Roots: | White | | | Spirit: | Humanist | | | Longitude: | Tall | | | Latitude: | Average | | | Offspring: | None | | | Job: | Service/support | | | Insight: | Univ/College Grad. | |
| | Ethanol: | Casual Drinker | | | Nicotine: | Non-Smoker | | | Ganja: | Just Say No | |
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i bring you a gift, it's not a bears defensive linemen..but beggers can't be choosers.
