I am not looking for any net romance...
So SCRAM- SHooo.. go awaaaayy!
Just on here with friends and enjoying the conversations on the message boards...
Now SHOW ME YER Boooobies!!! :P
I am really 37- (yes really!) changed age because the site filters do nutty things to the messages etc.
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What are you looking for in a partner?
Blah blah blah.. now bugger off!
Describe your perfect first date.
When time stands still, the music keeps on playing and the magic lasts forever...
I am passionate about...
Good food - I love to cook- I can burn water with the best of em!
I also love Great wine, I am addicted to chocolate, ICECREAM, lots of POPCORN and I have instant organisms(sic) if I taste a really good fresh fruit French Crepe with sweet creme anglaish sauce
I am also attracted to sparkly things, flashing lights, things that crinkle and go BANG when they explode... the inner child in me is a born rabble rouser and trouble maker... you have been warned
My therapist describes my personality(s) as..
Two fries short of a McHappymeal and
Slower than a turtle stampeding through peanut-butter...
A lover once described my looks as..
cute & cuddly, sweet & sexy... and Smokiiiinnn.. (after I blew the car engine up... long story
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To get my lover hot, I..
...get her a lifetime supply to Duracell Batteries!
To satisfy my cravings, my lover must..
...know how to order pizza with my three favourite toppings, and know how to tie cherry stems into knots with her tongue :P
Activities:
Cars and Bikes, Collect Old Crap, OutDoor Fun, Photography, Travel
Personality:
Easygoing, Evil Knievel, Funny, Sexual, Wild
Cartoon I Resemble:
Daffy Duck
What I see in this Inkblot:
My mating dance/ritual ... :P
